Why is it that bald guys, especially the ones who shave their heads, constantly RUB their heads? Is it an unconscious habit or are they so into the way their freshly shaved head feels they must rub themselves? Frequently. Constantly. In public.
The bald guy that sparked this whole deliberation was sitting at on outdoor table at Starbuck's. I was in the drive-thru and noticed him doing the head rub thing. A girl walked passed him and, still rubbing his head, he stared at her as she walked to her car, got in, started the car, adjusted the mirrors, fastened her seat belt and drove off. He did more than notice her. He stared, like, stalker stared. It was freaky. All this while rubbing his head.
Apparently, his head-rubbing wasn't an issue for the friend he was having coffee with since the other guy kept his nose in the newspaper the whole time. Bald guy rubbed, stared and rubbed some more.
Then he picked his nose. Aggressively. For all to see. He had no shame. In fact, judging by the fervor of his efforts, he was quite proud of his nose-picking abilities. He did this with the index finger of his right hand. Why did I notice this? Welll........
After he was done picking his nose, he got up to leave. He then shook hands with his friend....with his right hand. Um, dude, did you not see what your head-rubbing friend was up to with that hand? No? Sorry.
Of course, bald guy rubbed his head all the way to his car.
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